What Sundays Look Like

Sunday mornings can be aggravating. That’s when my brain starts juggling, filtering, and amalgamating ideas about this here blog, despite appearances to the contrary: I scroll through Facebook and Twitter, check e-mail, and read articles in various places online and on paper, rummaging for inspiration. None of this makes me appear to be “working,” although working is what I lay claim to. The brain revs up, stalls several times, and eventually begins to whir. It’s resistant, though, to anyone else’s demands.

http://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photos-tea-cup-newspaper-image13513248The hub-sand tends to sleep late, which I don’t begrudge him… that is, until it starts heading on 10 am or so. Then begrudgement (is that a word?) creeps in and frustration begins to build, particularly as the little guy hovers, asking when the Peabody Museum will be open and when it will be noon and how long is it until the afternoon now, or wanting me to take on the role of a Harry Potter character in a scenario in which Ewoks come to Hogwarts.

“What does Hermione say when Wicket and Cricket” (the Ewoks) “shoot a Death Eater from a launcher?” he wants to know. And ordinarily I’d come up with something incredibly witty and inventive in response (“Wow!”) but when I’m trying to focus on other things, Hermione and her ways elude me.

“Can you tell Papa that it’s almost 10 o’clock and Mama says he should get up?”

The little guy tromps upstairs, comes down again, tells me Papa was already awake, and then shoves a piece of construction paper in my face that has the letters “T” and “V” scribbled on it.

“No. You watched Star Wars last night and were up late.”

“Aw, maaaaaaan!”

What are all these mounds of toys for, I want to know, if not to play with?

On Sundays, mornings progress far more swiftly into afternoons than on other days of the week. Time management is far trickier. All the things we vow to accomplish battle fiercely with our entitled Sunday feelings about me-time, leisurely breakfasts, self-refilling cups of hot caffeinated beverages, and humorous public radio programs. In the meantime, piles of laundry, child-generated messes, and dirty dishes beget more of the same: they all redouble their efforts today because they know we won’t have time to redouble ours once The Week begins.

Sunday is a blessing and a curse.

Once the boys have left and silence tingles my ears I find my own distractions. The drip of the kitchen sink, the tick of a clock somewhere, the whoosh of a passing car. On Sundays I pursue a perfect cup of tea that too often evades me, either by sitting out too long or not steeping long enough before I pour the milk in. On Sundays I have plenty of time to get it just right before I take a few sips, abandon it, and begin again.

Sometimes I find myself wondering. About what I thought about all week; what irked or pleased or tickled me; what crazy, spontaneous, wonderful thing my child said that set me giggling. Sometimes I weigh my worries and dismiss or pocket them for later.

On Sundays my eyes are drawn to all the things that need picking up: the sofa cushions a munchkin has thrown to the floor; the pots, pans, and wooden spoon on the yoga mat; the art supplies on the dining room table. The newspaper must be read, the ukelele played, the decodable books decoded. How much will I manage to make happen before the white-grey sky darkens and the lush, leafy trees take on the appearance of shadows? Is there a universal time of day when we all let go of those last hopes for Sunday?

 

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Hippy Mother’s Day

We have been listening to our Byrds channel on Pandora today; it’s just one of the many surreptitious and yet glorious ways I impose my old-mom ways on my child.

I have always shared “my music” with Jonah and so, by the age of two, he was into The Beatles big time. He would stand on the sofa playing air guitar, singing his version of “I Want to Hold Your Hand,” an amalgam of actual and creative lyrics, and a pretty close relative of the real melody.

At around two and a half, he still liked The Beatles, but had moved into a Rhythm of the Saints-inspired Paul Simon phase. (He especially loved what he called “the song with all the drums,” or “The Obvious Child.”) Once, we visited a local farmers market where a musician was playing “Homeward Bound.” After mentioning that this was a Paul Simon song, I had a very difficult time explaining to Jonah that the man who was singing it was not actually Paul Simon.

shutterstock_73377781Today, Jonah has been drawing endlessly and hasn’t paid a whole lot of obvious attention to the music, but I’ve been in my groove. After all, how on earth is it possible to be unhappy while listening to “Tired of Waiting for You” by The Kinks? Whose heart doesn’t soar along with “Eight Miles High” by Jefferson Airplane?

I suppose there are people, but I don’t like to dwell on it.

I was born in 1964, so I was not exactly a conscious human in the 1960s. Come to think of it, many older people weren’t exactly conscious in the ’60s, but you know what I mean–I didn’t have a real awareness of the world in which I lived. But despite some pretty awful rock and disco music of the ’70s (the stinkosity of which many credit as the impetus for the punk movement), there still existed an essence of the previous decade’s counter-culture, a sense that there was nobility in fighting for the underdog, a certain distrust of authority. And I still retain a bunch of that.

I love that my little boy is comfortable around all sorts of people, that those he loves in his life are of different ages and backgrounds. I love that today, after I read some hilarious comments on an Andy Borowitz Facebook post to my husband, Jonah walked over and told me, “Every time you listen to Fox News, you learn something that’s not true!” It’s when he says things like this that I know in my heart that I am a freakin’ awesome mom.

I’m not ashamed to admit I still believe that good vibes and beauty can be spread through music; that, as Elvis Costello implied, there’s nothing funny about “peace, love, and understanding;” and that it’s so, so important to expose children to”harmony” in all its forms.

And so I wish you a music- and love-filled, hippy Mother’s Day. Sing a little—it sure can’t hurt!

Photo of orangutan mama and child © Sergey Uryadnikov

 

Naughty & Nice

Naming Body Parts

Yesterday after soccer practice, Jonah and another boy ran over to the playground beside the soccer field to play freeze tag or toilet tag or Tag by Any Other Name. The hub-sand and I were having a nice conversation with the other boy’s mom when a father called to us from inside the playground.

“Is that your son?”

Immediately assuming that Jonah had been hurt, I conducted a quick scan of the playground.

“He’s calling the other kids body parts,” the dad said. “Penis, vagina. Things like that.”

“I’m so sorry,” I said. And then, in my loudest Mommy-Has-Had-It voice, one I use very rarely, I shouted, “Jonah! Come over here. Now.”

http://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-image-tree-part-body-image26084666It took him a bit to make his way over and, when he did, we had that conversation, the one you’re supposed to have in these situations, the one that starts, “Haven’t we talked about not using those words in public? That dad was very upset. We’ve discussed this many times, Jonah.”

Later, in the car, Jonah was chagrined. “I feel guilty that I said those words in front of other kids,” he said.

“The important thing is that you don’t do it next time,” I told him. I went on about how these situations are strange because, after all, they are only words, and some parents are not going to think it’s a big deal while others will become angry.

“Maybe his kids have never heard those words before,” I suggested.  ”The truth is, Jonah, when you use words like that, people sometimes decide that you’re not a nice boy. And that’s not true.”

He seemed to understand that.

This morning my husband and I had another conversation about it.

“Was the dad very upset?” he asked me.

“He wasn’t a jerk about it. But he wasn’t happy. If Jonah were three, let’s say, and another kid were using those words in the playground, I might not like it.”

“But they are the anatomically correct terms.”

Uh, yes. Good point. They’re the terms doctors and other health practitioners use. So why do we think of them as bad?

And was Jonah actually calling the other kids by those names or merely saying the words? I hadn’t thought to ask him that question, but name-calling isn’t Jonah’s thing. He’s more the type to say words repeatedly because he finds them funny and wants to make other kids laugh, too.

That doesn’t mean the dad was lying. He just may have misinterpreted what he heard. But I couldn’t help but imagine the scenario playing out a little bit differently. What if my response to the father had been, “Those are the proper terms for those parts of the body. It’d be worse if he’d said, for instance, pricks and cunts. No?”

Or: “My son is very interested in the human body.” (This is true.) “I’d be far more worried if he were calling them motherfuckers, wouldn’t you?”

Okay, okay… I wouldn’t actually say either of those things, because the dad was not nasty, offensive, or mean. He meant well. But all this made me think of a friend of mine, a nurse practitioner who works for Planned Parenthood. For practically as long as I’ve known her, she’s been pretty comfortable with words like penis and vagina. Now she has two sons, the younger one six, Jonah’s age. What would she do in this situation?

I’ll ask her and let you know.

Impromptu Performance

That same afternoon (e.g., yesterday) the three of us drove to Hartford for the annual Trinity College Samba Fest. Jonah’s capoeira mestre, Pinga Fogo, was going to perform there with other capoeristas and I’d heard it was a great festival all around.

And it was. Jonah’s friend, N, and her mom met us there, so that was an extra treat. And there was great music, lots of activities for kids staffed by very sweet Trinity College students, a samba lesson, and, of course, an amazing capoiera demonstration.

The big surprise was when Jonah’s mestre called him up on stage to play capoeira with him.

shutterstock_111982043I was incredibly proud when Jonah bounded up on stage with no extra prompting and began to play. There were a hundred people watching, at least, so getting up there, in itself, took guts. And he did an incredible job, prompting a few people afterwards to say, “Are you the kid who did that dance on stage? Wow! Very impressive!”

You’d think this would give a six-year-old a swelled head. But instead, Jonah said, “I’m so embarrassed. I can’t believe I did that with all those people watching.”

It didn’t matter that we told him it was an honor to be called up to play, or that he did an incredible job, or that, even if he hadn’t done as well, we’d have been proud of him for getting up there and doing it.

“I’m so embarrassed,” he insisted.

I guess sometimes you just have to let a kid feel what he feels. But me? I’m still kvelling.

Images: Top: Tree of a Part of a Body © Aleksandr Mansurov | Dreamstime.com; Bottom: Capoeira kid photo © Creatista

 

Extra-Curricular

Turning Brazilian

If you’ve been around as long as I have you might remember the 1980 asinine but catchy hit song by The Vapors, “Turning Japanese.” It was a get-up-off-your-bottom dance tune with nonsensical, ridiculous lyrics that of course never gave any reasons for or symptoms of turning Japanese.

So I’m not sure how to tell whether my son is turning Brazilian.

Last summer Jonah began studying capoeira, a Brazilian martial art that I wrote about here. My husband and I met in San Francisco while studying capoeira and nearly every time I watch my son’s class I yearn to jump up and join them. Last week I was talking with a couple of other parents about sort of maybe wanting to join an adult class. I turned to the instructor and asked:

“Would you consider teaching geriatric capoeira?”

The instructor laughed. “Oh, you guys!”

But I was only half joking. I’m decrepit, with shoulder and back and knee issues, and I’d need to start out very slowly. An ordinary beginner class with young fit things wouldn’t do it for me. I’d need a special seriously-out-of-shape older mom class, although it’d be fine with me if some older dads were in it, too.

SoccerBoy_ERock_042713Yeah well, anyway, last spring, when I asked Jonah if he wanted to try out soccer, this was his unequivocal reply: “No thanks.”

And that was the end of it, until this year when, for some inexplicable reason, his unequivocal response was, “Sure!” And he promptly fell in love with it.

After that very first practice, even though we weren’t supposed to, we went out and bought (the cheapest available pair of) cleats, special soccer socks, and shin guards, along with a ball (which we were supposed to buy). So now Jonah is learning the two national sports of Brazil, along with some Portuguese (plus many other things, including balance, discipline, coordination, acrobatics, and music).

So when will he start singing, “I’m turning Brazilian”?

Unstructured

Last summer the kid went for two weeks to a summer camp I thought would be great for him: It offered a whole range of traditional camp activities, including games, arts, hiking, and swim lessons every day in a fabulous outdoor pool. A dad whose kid had gone to the camp told me his son had learned to swim there in six weeks. And Jonah wanted to go. He’d seen a video of kids having a grand old time and made his mind up then and there: That was the camp for him.

And yet… the camp was too ordered, too structured. He didn’t like it.

“I don’t have time to do what I want to do,” he told me.

sorted_shellsThere was no free time. No run-around-and-make-up-your-own-game time or “Here are arts supplies. Go to town” time. And he hated the daily swim lessons. To this day, he refuses to learn to swim.

Some kids don’t know what to do with free time. They need structure; they need adults to tell them what’s next and how to do it. My son is otherwise. He loves making things of his own invention and has often told me that school interferes with his projects.

Recently, after telling another parent that Jonah loves to make things and draw, she asked if I’d considered putting him in an art class.

“No, I haven’t,” I said. “Not until this very moment.”

And I did think about it. Then I decided against it. That evening, as we watched our son work diligently on sketching several of his “inventions,” I said to my husband, “He loves to do just that. And his drawing just gets better and better.”

Structured extra-curricular stuff can be wonderful: inspiring, instructive, elucidating. Experienced, patient grown-ups can open doors to brand-new worlds, and give your kid the tools to accomplish things you would never think of. But sometimes you just need to let your child be. Let him bring to words or paper whatever is blossoming in his own mind. Let her invent, compose, describe. Kids have so much to inspire us with, just by being and sharing themselves.

Shriveled Little Hearts

The day after the bomb attacks in Boston, I picked my son up from school and switched the radio on in the car. I knew it was risky, but it was hard to resist: I was desperate for a tidbit of information, a lead, some shred of hope that the perpetrators of this incomprehensible act were about to be caught. Often on our drive from school, my son, who is six, inhabits his own world; he draws pictures, or he waves a toy around, making exploding or shooting sounds, or he otherwise acts out the scenario that is happening in his imaginative little head. So I kept the volume low and hoped for the best.

But that wasn’t good enough. He heard. Worse still, what he heard was a report about Martin Richard, the eight-year-old boy who was killed while watching the marathon with his family.

“What happened to that boy?” he wanted to know. So I shut off the radio and we talked.

“Who would do that?” he asked me. Yes. Who? Who would set off a bomb in a crowd, especially one that included children?

“Crazy, angry people,” I told him. What else could I say? The identity of the bombers was still unknown. The FBI had yet to release the photos and videos; the Tsarnaev brothers had yet to go on their robbing, murdering, and carjacking rampage.

http://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photography-guns-neon-sign-image11348567“It’s like that man who went into the school and killed those kids,” my son said, and my heart nearly stopped. Yes, it was. It was far too much like that. Far too soon after that. And far too close to home.

“How did the teachers save some of the kids?” my son went on. “They hid them? In a closet?”

“Yes, I think they may have hid some kids in a closet,” I said, unable to remember any details.

“In our classroom, the closet has shelves,” he said. “We wouldn’t be able to hide in there.”

It’s horrible, truly horrible, to realize that your young child is envisioning something horrific happening to him and his classmates. Sure, we expect to teach our children to be wary of strangers, but they shouldn’t have to fear madmen breaking into their school to shoot them down in cold blood. They shouldn’t have to consider whether they might be blown up at a public event, or to view the world as full of people so crazy and hateful they think nothing of killing kids.

The United States is a shamefully violent society. An average of 18 children and young adults are killed by guns every day in this country—this includes homicides, suicides, and accidents. There is no question, as far as I’m concerned—as far as anyone who doesn’t have a vested interest in keeping guns unregulated is concerned—that this number would be far lower if guns weren’t so readily accessible.

The Right is capitalizing on the Tsarnaevs’ homemade bombs: “See?! If someone is intent on killing people, they’ll find a way! With or without a gun!” Perhaps that’s true to some extent. We certainly can’t expect law enforcement or the FBI to unearth every plot to build bombs out of pressure cookers. But the brothers did have guns, and they didn’t buy them in Chechnya. We can do something about reducing the number of assault weapons and high-capacity clips that are in circulation. It’s just that too many of our politicians are beholden to the NRA, are utterly craven, and, if they have hearts at all, have misshapen, shriveled, nasty little ones that shrink from anything resembling the right thing to do.

That’s why it is up to us. We have to work to unseat the legislators who value campaign contributions over the safety of our children. This is just the beginning. We owe it to our kids: We can’t, we won’t forget. And we won’t give up.

Photo ©  Karin Hildebrand Lau | Dreamstime.com

 

Love is Never Having to Say “Clean Up”

Earlier today, when my son went into the den to pick out a movie, I grabbed a few of his creations—construction paper topped with dried, crumbling Play-dough ‘sculptures’—and dumped them in the trash. They had been sitting on the coffee table for weeks, and every time I looked at them I fought off the urge to toss them. Does that sound mean? Let me explain further: Also in the living room, where I’m working, the sofa is festooned with (wonderful, whimsical) drawings of spaceships and astronauts, along with Star Wars figures, all affixed with tape. Strewn across the floor: blocks, drawings, art supplies, toys, scraps of paper, Legos. Two large cardboard boxes have been half-transformed into rocket ships (or something) and stand in the corner. Beside them towers a Mega Bloks structure, nearly as tall as my kid.

sofARTAnd I haven’t mentioned the state of his room. Or the den.

I have never been what anyone would call fastidious and I most definitely do not want to spend all my free time cleaning and tidying up. Beyond my very real limitations when it comes to tidiness and organization, I have made conscious choices to focus on things other than keeping house. I’d much rather take my kid on an outing than spend the day sweeping and scrubbing and doing laundry, but there comes a time when the need to sweep, scrub, and launder can no longer be ignored.

Of late, though, I’ve reached a crossroads. The level of disorganization in my house is far too much even for me and yet, while it may sound weak, fawning, or co-dependent to some, I don’t want to curtail my child’s lunatic creativity.

Before becoming a mom, I took mental notes on the way my sister- and brother-in-law—both highly organized people—had trained their daughters to pick up after themselves. “That’s what I should do when I have a child,” I told myself, long before having one. But I’m not constitutionally designed to train anyone else to organize, so I of course failed miserably.

I myself was a messy kid with a room so full of stuff it looked as though it might burst through the windows in a mad escape attempt. But even my childhood self wouldn’t hold a candle to my child’s tendency to express his creativity in an crazed and expansive way.

And he is fundamentally opposed to returning his things to their rightful places.

wallartThis morning, while he was pretending to be a Hogwarts student changing beetles into firewood, I asked him to finish the job I’d started: putting his pastel crayons into their box. He grumbled but took the box from me, unearthed a cache of pastels, and began putting them away… until he decided to use them instead to make a picture.

“Jonah, you are not supposed to be drawing right now. You’re supposed to be putting things away.”

I don’t remember saying much more than that. But soon after, he presented me with a picture of himself beneath a broken heart, tears streaming from his eyes. This was followed by a note:

You Dote Luv me ene more.

[Translation: You don't love me any more.]

He placed the note at my feet (I was, of course, tidying up) and left the room. I read the note, looked at my husband, and began to laugh, a guilty, chuckle-y sort of laugh that was silent but shook my shoulders in a telltale way. That’s when the little guy returned to the room. He saw me laughing, so there was no use trying to pretend otherwise.

“You know that’s not true, Jonah,” I told him. “You know I love you.”

He ran upstairs to his room.

It took a couple of tries before he consented to let me in. I sat beside him on the bed and swept him into my arms, telling him again that I love him. “You know that, Sweetie. C’mon.”

“I felt like you didn’t love me because you got so angry.”

“Did I? I thought I was just annoyed. I’ve been a lot angrier at you than that.”

lampartHe walked to the bookcase, sat on the floor in front of it, and pulled a book into his lap. “I only like to clean up one thing at a time.”

“Then take out one thing at a time,” I said. It was a wise but entirely futile suggestion. This will never, ever happen. We both know it.

I did my best explaining that cleaning up after him is exhausting and no fun for Papa and me.

“It’s all my fault,” Jonah said, “I’m stupid.”

“You are not stupid.”

“Then I guess I’m selfish.”

“I’m not calling you names, Jonah. Can you stop calling yourself names? I’m just trying to get you to see things in a different way.”

He nodded and then took another couple of books from the bookshelf. He was creating yet another pile, and I could already picture myself cleaning it up.

Photos: Top to Bottom: SofART; Wall Art; Lamp Art. (All © Jonah)

 

Imperfect Childhood

Recently WhatToExpect.com published a post from this blog that I originally titled Only, about my internal struggle over our decision not to have any more children. A link to the post was then featured on the AOL home page for one day, and I imagine this resulted in a whole lotta hits: last I checked, the piece had nearly 100 comments.

It’s a great feeling to generate that much discussion, but I admit I reached my saturation point with the comments and just couldn’t read another one. And unsurprisingly, some of the negative ones stuck in my craw. At least two people wrote about how lousy their childhoods were due to their parents’ advanced age: their grandparents were either dead or too old to have a meaningful relationship with them; their siblings are a decade or more older; their parents looked so much older than their friends’ parents; and on and on.

The point of at least one of these rants was to warn parents to reconsider having children later in life. The bristly part of me wanted to ask : “Are you saying you wish your parents hadn’t had you at all?” The disputatious part of me would’ve liked to point out that there are many people who grew up with siblings close to their own age who they don’t get along with. Then there are the kids with youngish, but estranged, grandparents, or grandparents who die prematurely. Some have very young parents who weren’t ready to have kids; some of these children are neglected or abused. Some parents have children at a young age but are in poor health, have no common sense, work long hours, live in poverty, or have serious addictions.

And yet, what they say does resonate with me. Jonah has one surviving grandparent on each side: his grandfather lives in California and his grandmother in New York. Both adore him but are older and not able even to take him out for a day on their own—needless to say, he has never be sent to his grandparents’ house for the weekend.

http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photos-childhood-image9541173I’m sure it is sometimes difficult for him, having no siblings or cousins his own age. He is sometimes fairly isolated and lonely. There are no kids his age in our neighborhood (one of the many reasons we are moving), and getting together with friends takes planning, so it doesn’t happen as often as it should. I do wish he could spend a weekend being doted on by his grandparents; I wish his Grandma and Grandpa were able to take him somewhere special for a day. I wish all sorts of things for him, but wishing won’t make them so.

My husband and I were considering a family vacation at the beach until it occurred to me that, unless we made arrangements with another family, he would likely grow tired of it. He needs another kid to build sandcastles with, to romp with him in the surf. I sometimes envy friends with several children: wherever they go, they have a party.

But the truth is, no one’s childhood is perfect. Mine wasn’t, yours wasn’t, your kids’ aren’t. Siblings and cousins can be uncooperative, moody, or downright mean. To some kids, spending the weekend with the grandparents is a treat; to others, it feels like being shunted off.

Yesterday Jonah went to his very first soccer clinic, which he loved. When he ran over to me for his water bottle, I introduced him to the son of the dad I’d been talking to. “Hi, _____,” he said to the other boy, offering his hand, “I’m Jonah.” The dad was majorly impressed.

“He’s a pretty friendly kid,” I explained, feeling rather proud. Jonah makes friends wherever he goes. In San Francisco in December, we took him to the playground at Yerba Buena Gardens and he found two brothers who liked to role-play Star Wars as much as he does. He ran around with them for more than an hour while his old-fogey parents talked and people-watched and hopped from one foot to the other to keep warm in the San Francisco chill.

He didn’t remember his second cousins from our previous visit to California a year and a half before, but they were instant friends, and he talks about them still. He has second cousins in New York City, not quite his age, but dear to him nonetheless. He loves and misses his west-coast cousins; one of them, a freshman at a New England college, was here for a very special visit over Easter. He adores and is adored by his godfather as well as his godfather’s partner: both he calls “Uncle.”

No, there’s no such thing as a perfect childhood. But I dare anyone to claim that Jonah doesn’t lead a pretty rich life.

 

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